搞笑的年新年祝辭
Friends 知己情深
Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
哥們就是用來兩肋插刀的！
You don't get to pick your own nickname. They've gotta give you one. It's like we're all trying to make pets out of each other and we're not comfortable unless we get to name them.
給那個一直叫你“胖妞”的損友寫上這句話。
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
患難見真情。
Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
考研的季節，這一句送與同窗好友共勉。
Happiness & Joy 記得要開心
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
我思故我在，我開心所以我開心.
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
沒心沒肺的人也許更開心吧.
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
人生可以是杯具，人不能是杯具。
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
哥賺錢就是爲了吃。
Joy is not in things; it is in us.
想開心就開心，沒錢也要窮開心。
The only joy in the world is to begin.
新的一年，新的開始，還有什麼比這更開心？Love 愛的語言
What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!
愛與被愛，就是世間最大的幸福。
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
被愛，被寵，是不論什麼年齡，都會貪求的幸福。
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
愛是不需要理智的，只需要一點點想象
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
愛也是無可救藥的，只能越陷越深。
We can only learn to love by loving.
只有愛是旁觀者迷，當局者清。
If equal love can not be, let the more loving one be me.
今年春節正趕上情人節，準備好對你的另一半說出這句話吧。
Love is not blind — it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
愛就是睜隻眼閉隻眼。
Family 家和萬事興
Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. 落地爲兄弟，何必骨肉親。
Success 功成名就，一展宏圖
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
成功不重要，成人才重要。
Nothing fails like success.
新年沒升職麼？安慰自己一下。
To freely bloom - that is my definition of success.
成功就是成功地做自己能做的事。
Lilfe 美麗生活，就在眼前
Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance your must keep on moving.
人生如同腳踏車，放久了就會生鏽。
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
說那麼多廢話幹什麼，抓緊時間享受去吧。
