又到期末了,你過得不好,老師們也是一把辛酸淚
What do teachers do every day?
老師們每天在做啥？For some teachers, work is like taking their students for a swim in a great big ocean of knowledge every day.
老師這個職業吧，說的文明點就是每天帶着學生在知識的海洋裏暢遊。And though they do their best to make sure everybody reaches the shore, they often have to go back and provide assistance.
然而暢遊一段時間吧，你會發現：只有你一個人上岸了！然後你還得返回，一個一個去撈。
Some students who have just been rescued almost immediately start drowning again, while others astonish their teachers by turning around and swimming out to sea instead!
有些吧，昨天撈上來今天又掉下去了還得撈。在你喘息的時候，你會驚恐地發現：還有往回游上岸的。
University teachers are like wild horses with boundless energy who cannot even control themselves, let alone be controlled by you. They can get along with any of their students, regardless of their grades. And they have the strength to endure everything that they must. In short, they are omnipotent. What you need to do is to take good care of them, spoil them, and let them feel the love and warmth in the world... Well, that's all we have to say about that, you can leave now.
就你，還想駕馭她/他？你咋不上天呢！大學老師乃是脫繮野馬、身負洪荒之力，自己都駕馭不了自己，每天都與學霸鬥智與學渣鬥勇，無所不能，百毒不侵，你惟一能做的就是哄着她/他、慣着她/他、疼愛她/他、呵護她/他，讓她/他感覺到人世間還有真情和溫暖……好了，技能傳授完畢，給寶寶退下吧。The most moving marriage notice of the year.
年度最感人徵婚啓示！
