雙語故事:公司經理語錄(Corporate manager quotes)
【英文原文】
Corporate manager quotes——公司經理語錄
Corporate managers are always a good source of memorable quotes. Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top:
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
【中文譯文】
公司的經理們總能說出一些讓人過耳不忘的話。 這裏是幾個平常例子中的經典：
“明天開始，員工只能憑個人安全卡進入辦公大樓。下週三會進行拍照，員工會在兩週內拿到卡”。
“我需要的是一個單子，上面寫着我們可能會遇到的具體的未知問題”。
“電郵不能用來傳遞信息或數據，只可用作公司業務之用”。
“這個項目是如此的重要，以致於我們不能讓比它更重要的事情去幹擾它的執行”。
“我們知道溝通是一個問題，但公司不會與員工討論這個問題”。
