雙語笑話:Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇與毒菌

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Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒菌區別開呢？

年長的童子軍：上牀前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。