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英語笑話:An old woman went to a supermarket 老太太逛超市

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An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave her trouble and she felt a sharp pain. So she just shrieked, "Ah....", the way you do when you see a mouse in the kitchen. And the seller at the counter said, "Wow, if you think the tomatoes are expensive, you should see the price of the zucchini(綠皮西葫蘆)."有一位老太太去超市,走到放蕃茄或是豆腐之類的地方, 她彎下腰想挑些蕃茄或豆腐什麼的,但是因爲年紀大了, 就在她彎腰的時候,突然感到脊椎一陣劇痛,所以就尖叫了起來, 就像你們在廚房看到老鼠一樣。櫃檯的店員就說: “哇!如果你嫌蕃茄太貴的話,應該去看看小胡瓜的價格。”

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