英語笑話:Very stupid robbers 兩個笨賊
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious（迷信的） !"
兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個說：“我聽到警報響了，快跳吧！”第二個說：“但是我們現在在第13層啊！”第一個尖叫着回敬他：“都什麼時候了，還這麼迷信！”
