英語笑話:Gardening Gloves

For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."
幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因爲我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物，我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

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Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening glove.
那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物，“生日快樂！”他說。我打開一看：裏面包着一雙園藝手套。