英語笑話:Do You Know My Work 你知道我是幹嘛的嗎
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night men stood outside and looked at the re I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took don't know my work, said the is your work?I'm a ! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裏的人穿着睡衣就跑了出來。兩個人站在外面，看着大火。在我出來之前，其中一個說，我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裏，火就會把它燒成灰燼，所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了，沒有人會因爲我拿走它們而變得更窮。你不知道我是幹什麼的，另一個說。你是幹什麼的？我是警察。噢！第一個人喊了一聲，他靈機一動，說：那你知道我是幹什麼的？不知道。警察說。我是個作家，我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。
