英語笑話:The Burned Ears
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一個男人的兩隻耳朵都被燙傷了...在醫院的時候別人就問他是如何燙到的。
He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."
他說：“我正在熨衣服的時候，電話響了...當時我把熨斗當成電話抓起來接聽了。”
"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.
醫生說：“但是你是如何燙到另一隻耳朵的呢？”
"How do you think I called you people?"
“因爲我想給你打電話呀！”
