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英語笑話:Be Careful for What You Wish for 許願也要小心

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Be Careful for What You Wish for 許願也要小心

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
一對夫婦結婚已經25年了,正在一起慶祝他們的結婚紀念日和60歲生日。

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During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
正慶祝時,一位仙女從天而降說25年來他們一直相親相愛,她將實現他們每個人一個願望。

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
妻子說想環遊世界。仙女握住了她的手,只聽轟的一聲。妻子手中出現了各種入場券和票。

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
接着就該丈夫許願了。他頓了一下,然後不好意思地說:“嗯,我想要一個比我年輕30歲的妻子。”

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
仙女拿起魔杖,只聽轟的一聲!丈夫變成90歲的老翁了。

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