兒童英語簡單小笑話

並不是所有的笑話都是爲了搞笑，有時候仔細想想也能悟出一些道理來的，下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，有時間可以學習哦

　　一場特殊的足球比賽

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my neting late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因爲我在夢裏觀看了一場球賽。”

“爲什麼它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。

“因爲這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續的時間長了。”麥克回答說。

　　Which Month Did He Go Away

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.

The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

傑克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說，下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心裏數：一月、二月、……一直數到十二月爲止，然後再直起身來。這樣，禮節就周全了。

第二天，傑克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮製。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。傑克擡頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：我叔叔幾月走的?

　　懲罰的原因

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

The little girl replied, My homework.

一天，小女孩從學校回到家裏，對媽媽說：媽媽，今天在學校裏我因爲一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。

媽媽激動地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?

小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業