關於學習的英語笑話
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關於學習的英語笑話：
某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞， 忙說：I am sorry.
老外應道：I am sorry too.
某人聽後又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解，問：What are you sorry for?
某人無奈，道：I am sorry five. A person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? Why?
The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.
一個有六個孩子的人和一個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足?爲什麼?
當然是有六個孩子的那個，因爲有600萬美元那個還想要得更多。
關於學習的英語笑話：Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.
中間戰術
三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：大減價!特便宜!
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價!大折扣!
中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫着：入口處。
關於學習的英語笑話：Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
趕緊到達那裏
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
“你們爲什麼開那麼快?”警官喊道。
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”
關於學習的英語笑話：The formula for water
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?
Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!
水的分子式
老師：水的分子式是什麼?
花瓶：HIJKLMNO!!
老師：你在說什麼?
花瓶：昨天你不是說H to O嗎?
關於學習的英語笑話：Who was the first man
A teacher said to her class：
“Who was the first man?”
“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“Because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
“Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”
“I don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”
誰是第一個男人
有個老師問班上的學生：
“誰是第一個男人?”
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。
“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑着。
小男孩說：“因爲他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。
“那麼，”老師對他說，“你認爲誰是第一個男人呢?”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因爲歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。”
關於學習的英語笑話：
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."
美 德
獲取研究生學位多年以後，我回到位於賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員。一天，電梯裏很擁擠，有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說自我在那裏當學生起，20年來電梯一直沒有換過。
最後當電梯門打開時，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑。“你會拿到學位的，親愛的，”她低聲說道：“堅持不懈是一種美德。”
關於學習的英語笑話：
小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?
老師說：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?
老師說：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學於是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎?怎麼不去?
小明說：你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊!
江青會見外賓，要求翻譯要嚴格按她的意思翻，不許走樣。外賓一見到江青，立刻拍馬屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻譯照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上還要謙虛一下：“哪裏，哪裏”。
翻譯不敢怠慢，把江青的話翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外賓一愣，還有這樣的人，追問哪裏漂亮的，乾脆馬屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."
翻譯：“你到處都很漂亮。”江青更高興了，但總是要客氣一下：“不見得，不見得”。翻譯趕緊翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
一位來自日本的旅客，坐出租車去機場的路上，看到一輛汽車經過，就說：“oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一輛經過，他又說： “oh，NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司機有點不高興，覺得他太吵了!當第三輛經過時，他還是說：“oh，HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
後來到了機場，那個日本人就問：“How Much?”出租車司機說：“1000!”
日本人驚奇的問司機：“爲什麼那麼貴?”出租車司機回答說：“oh，mileometer(計 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
關於學習的英語笑話：
一位在美的留學生，想要考國際駕照。在考試時因爲過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道:turn left?
監考官回答：right.
於是他立刻向右轉。
很抱歉他只有下次再來。
關於學習的英語笑話：
A：What’s on your hand?
B：Watch.
A：How to spell that?
B：T-H-A-T~
女：say“i love you”，say it，come on!say it!
男：it!
