兒童英語笑話大全帶翻譯

　　認錯

ohn is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

約翰並不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡着了。

“John!” Teacher says angrily.

“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。

“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

“什麼?出什麼事了?”約翰醒了。

“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

“你爲什麼要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。

“No one is laughing.” Other students whisper.

“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學小聲地嘀咕。

“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛纔我睡着了。”約翰感到不安。

“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfiedwith it.

“嗯，還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤，還是個好孩子。”老師爲此感到滿意。

　　我沒法煮它

It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing.

這是春天裏一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。

Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.

突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊着。

The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers.

魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。

But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

但是她卻把魚放回河裏，又繼續釣魚。

At the time, Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks.

這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“爲什麼你把魚放了?”

“Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.

“因爲我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。