經典英語冷笑話

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　　經典英語冷笑話一:

1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我現在要回家了。

　　經典英語冷笑話二：

2、What dog can jump higher than a building?

什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一隻狗，大樓又跳不起來!

　　經典英語冷笑話三：

3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什麼有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?

A coin!

硬幣。

　　經典英語冷笑話四：

4、What has one eye but cannot see?

什麼有一隻眼睛，卻看不見?

A needle.

針。

　　經典英語冷笑話五：

5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"

妻子：你會怎麼形容我呢?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

妻子：那是什麼意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,

gorgeous, and hot."

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的

和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什麼意思呢?

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

丈夫：開個玩笑!

　　經典英語冷笑話六：

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.

一對新婚夫婦走進位於邁阿密海灘旅館的電梯。

The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said,

"Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"

電梯操作員是一個漂亮的金髮碧眼的美女，看到他們十分驚奇，她說：“嗨，Teddy,你好嗎?”

When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that

woman?!"

夫婦倆到了他們自己的房間，憤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解釋：“那女人是誰?!”

"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough

explaining you to her."

“冷靜點，寶貝，”新郎說：“我得對她解釋你是誰，這已經足夠煩死我了。”