小學英語小笑話演講稿閱讀
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On their first evening in their new home the bride went in to the kitchen to fix drinks. Five minutes later she came back into the living一room in tears.
在他們成家的頭一天晚上，新娘子到廚房去弄點喝的。五分鐘後她哭春回到了起居室。
"What’s the matter, my angel'?" asked her husband anxiously.
“我的天使，你怎麼了?”丈夫着急地問。
"Oh，Derek!” she sobbed. "I put the ice一cubes in hot water to wash them and now they've disappeared!”
“噢，得裏克!”她哭着說，“我把冰塊放在熱水裏洗一洗，可現在它們不見了。”
小學英語小笑話演講稿篇2Here' s a true story related to me by my mother, which she says happened to one of her neighbors in a Venezuelan oil camp in the 50’s:It seems that a certain woman kept the ashes of her dearly departed father in a silver box on a table. One day，after not having looked at her "father" for a long time, she opened the box and was horrified to discover it was nearly empty! Furious, she accosted the maid and demanded to know," have you touched this box'?" Whereupon the maid protested "I didn’t think you’d mind! After all，it’s very poor duality snuff.”
這是我媽媽給我講的一個真實的故事。故事發生在50年代的委內委瑞拉油田，她的一個鄰居的家裏。有一個女人一直都留着自己已故的親愛父親的骨灰，並把它放進一個銀盒子裏擺在桌子上。一天，由於很久都沒看看自己的“爸爸”了，她便打開了盒子，卻驚奇地發現盒子裏面是空的二她吼來了女傭，想知道到底是怎麼回事，‘你碰過這個盒子嗎?”女傭辯解道:“我不知道你會生氣，說真的，那鼻菸的質量可真差。”
小學英語小笑話演講稿篇3A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up to the suit and got an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.
一個窮困而孤苦伶仃的老太太和她的貓住在一間房子裏。一天.她正坐椅子上織毛衣，可燈卻熄滅了。因爲她已交不起電錢了。於是她走到閣樓_匕找出了一隻小時候用的油燈。當她擦拭油燈的時候，一個妖怪出現了，要幫她實現三個心願。
"First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”
“首先，我想變得很有錢，再也不用爲錢擔心了。”
"Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.”
“然後，我想再變回到年輕時那漂亮的樣子。”
"And Last，I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.”
“最後，我想讓我的貓變成一位英俊瀟灑的王子。”
*POOF*
璞!
As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman. She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, "Now I'11 bet you're sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation.”
隨着一陣煙霧漫漫散開，她看見自己的周圍都是大袋子的錢幣，鏡子裏照出的是一位年青漂亮的女人，在她轉身的時候，那位英俊的王子走到了門前，將她抱入懷中，對她說:“現在我敢打賭，你一定爲把我送到獸醫那裏做這個小手術而感到後悔。”
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