萌視頻：三歲寶寶廁所反思吃太多
It is a universal truth that 75 percent of becoming a parent is getting comfortable with potty talk, mostly about poop.
衆所周知，能自如的和寶寶進行“如廁談話”——多數情況下是關於便便的，你就已經是一個75%合格的父親（母親）了。
Potty training is a tough enough time for toddlers, but one little boy finds sitting on the toilet particularly difficult in a hilarious new video.
如廁訓練對於幼兒來說是一件艱苦的事情。而這段爆笑視頻裏的小男孩兒似乎尤其覺得坐馬桶十分困難。
In the YouTube clip, which was taken by the three-and-a-half-year-old boy's mother as she listened in, he contemplates why he ate so much food, expressing his worry that it will 'overflow the toilet'.
在這段發佈到視頻網站Youtube上的視頻裏，三歲半的小男孩埋怨自己爲什麼吃太多，還說擔心馬桶要“擠爆了”。聞聲而來的媽媽拍下了這個片段。
'I ate so much food that poo will overflow the toilet!' he utters. 'I don't even know why I ate that much food. I will not eat that much food again. Ugh!'
“我吃得太多了！便便要把馬桶擠爆了！”他嚷道，“我根本不知道爲什麼吃那麼多。我再也不要吃那麼多了。噁心！”
In the beginning of the video, which has garnered over 57,000 views, the boy, whose name is not revealed, can be heard behind the bathroom door.
這段視頻已經獲得了超過5.7萬的點擊量。在視頻的開始，觀衆可以聽到廁所門後傳出的這個未透露姓名的小男孩的聲音。
'Holy!' he says, with subtitles translating his monologue in the video. 'That poo will overflow the toilet.'
“天吶！”他說，視頻上的字幕顯示了他的獨白。“便便要擠爆馬桶了。”
The boy continues worrying to himself about 'overflowing the toilet' throughout the one-minute video.
在這段一分鐘的視頻裏，小男孩一直在擔心自己“擠爆馬桶”。
Then he reveals the food he has eaten that is the root of his worry. 'Apple. Poutine. Cheesestring,' he lists.
接着他舉出了自己吃過的東西，這些東西正是他煩惱的根源。“蘋果，薯條，奶酪棒，”他數着。
'Pickle chips. Peanut butter and raisins,' he continues, as his mother can be heard giggling quietly in the background.
“泡菜條，花生奶油，葡萄乾”他繼續數着，觀衆可以聽到他媽媽在後面輕輕偷笑的聲音。
'Ugh! Everything!' the boy exclaims. 'Chocolate things. . . chocolate thingies. More chocolate thingies. Gummies. Ugh! That will over flow the toilet. Ugh.'
“那麼多東西！”小男孩嚷着。“巧克力……各種巧克力，還有巧克力，軟糖。馬桶要被擠爆了！”
Fans of the video have commented on the silliness of the boy's reaction during his bathroom break.
小男孩如廁的囧態引來衆多粉絲評論。
'Hilarious,' wrote one commenter. 'Thanks for the translation. Every parent knows their kid.' Another wrote: 'I think the funniest part was Mom trying to laugh silently in the background.'
“太搞笑了,”一個網友說，“感謝小男孩媽媽製作的字幕翻譯。每個父母都瞭解自己的孩子。”另一個網友說，“我覺得最搞笑的部分是媽媽在門後忍着小聲偷笑。”
