少儿有趣的英语带翻译笑话
英语笑话故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，下面就给大家分享一下英语笑话，喜欢的就收藏起来哦
有趣的英语笑话阅读
How Many Rabbits
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
多少只兔子?
老师：好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?
乔纳森：一共有九只，先生。
老师：九只?
乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。
幽默的英语儿童笑话
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。。你呢，哈里?你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗?
哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。
少儿英语带翻译笑话
Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
进步
一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语 最近学的怎么样?”
“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”
