英語笑話:Running a red light 闖紅燈
Running a red light 闖紅燈
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."
兩個男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿！你幹嗎這樣做？”司機説：“別擔心，我兄弟經常這麼幹。”
They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停）.
又遇一紅燈，司機依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅説如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。
The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧？剛才闖了兩個紅燈，現在綠燈了你倒停了。”
The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司機回答：“我兄弟可能會從那邊過來。”
