英語笑話:兩個瘋子的對話
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
一天晚上,在瘋人院裏,一個病人説:"我是拿破崙!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
另一個説:"你怎麼知道?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
第一個人説:"上帝對我説的!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一會兒,一個聲音從另一個房間傳來:"我沒説!"
Notes:
Looney (俚語)瘋子
insane asylum (瘋人院)
inmate (n.同住者, 同室者(特指在醫院、監獄))