英語笑話:The New Teacher 新老師
George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？” 媽媽問。“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她説3加3得6, 可後來又説2加4也得6。”
