英語笑話大全五則
笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。
1
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師:誰能回到我下一個問題,誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我現在要回家了。
2
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一隻狗,大樓又跳不起來。
英語笑話大全五則
3
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什麼有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
4
What has one eye but cannot see?
什麼有一隻眼睛,卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
5
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子:你會怎麼形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子:那是什麼意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悦的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子:哇,謝謝,但是“IJK”是什麼意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫:開個玩笑!
哈哈哈!