英語笑話:Good wishes 良好的心願
One day a boy came to his Teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast（烘烤） pig.I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of passed, and nothing more was said about the roast lly the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast , said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.一天有個男孩去對他老師説：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。當然囉，老師説，去告訴你父親，多謝他想着我。好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。最後老師對男孩説：我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。是啊，孩子説，他是這麼想的，可後來豬又沒病了。
