第748期:我愛上學 開學第一天爆出的神級英文笑話
最近,對於不少同學來說,暑假已經徹底結束,只因為三個字:開學了!無論你有多麼不情不願,瑟瑟發抖,又或是鬥志昂揚,都得老老實實揹著書包去上學。暑假結束的前兆之一就是通宵達旦補暑假作業,不知道即將要報道的你,有沒有將暑假作業完成呢。今天我們來聽一些關於開學季笑話,相信一定會讓你感同身受,會心一笑哦。
Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for Teacher. Check it out!
愚蠢,滑稽的學校笑話可以打破學校裡新朋友之間的僵局,在等校車的時候讓尷尬的時刻變得輕鬆起來,肯定能贏得很多老師的心。過來看!
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework.
Andrew: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!
老師:安德魯,你的作業在哪裡?
安德魯:我吃了。
老師:為什麼?!
安德魯:你說是小菜一碟!
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
約翰尼:老師,你會因為我沒有做的事懲罰我嗎?
老師:當然不是。
約翰尼:很好,因為我沒有做作業。
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don't have a dog.
老師:喬,你為什麼吃作業?
喬:因為我沒有狗。
Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?
Peter: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What sign, Peter?
Peter: School Ahead. Go slow!
老師:彼得,你為什麼上課遲到?
彼得:因為路上的標誌?
老師:什麼標誌,彼得?
彼得:前方學校,請慢行!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?
A: Because it had so many problems..
問:開學的時候,為什麼這本數學書看起來那麼悲傷?
答:因為它有很多問題。
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?
A: She heard her new students were bright.
問:老師為什麼要戴墨鏡上學?
答:她聽說她的新學生很聰明。
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
奈特:為什麼穴居人更容易上學?
凱特:為什麼?
內特:因為沒有歷史可學!
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