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![英語幽默小故事 You Never Called]()
Aguyspotshisdoctorinthemall.Hestopshimandsays,"SixweeksagowhenIwasinyouroffice,youtoldmetogohome,getintobedandstaythereuntilyoucalled.Butyounevercalled.""Ididn't?"thedoctorsays."Thenwhatareyoudo......
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![英語幽默小故事 The Problem of Two Flounders]()
Simonwasaninveteratefisherman,wellknownforexaggeratingthesizeof"theonethatgotaway".Buttherecameadaywhenheactuallycaughttwoenormousflounders.Heimmediatelyinvitedafewfriendsovertodine,thentriedtofigur......
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![小學生英語故事： Two Little Monkeys（雙語）]()
每天讀一篇小學生英語故事可以讓兒童更早接觸英語，並且英語故事比較有趣，會使孩子對英語產生興趣，這樣有利於他們以後的英語學習。今天的這篇英語故事比較簡短，非常適合小朋友們學習，一起來讀讀吧：Themonkeymotherhastwolit......
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![英語幽默小故事 A Prospective Horse Buyer]()
Thentherewasthepreacherwhodecidedtosellhishorse.Aprospectivebuyerwasimpressedwiththeanimal,butthepreachersaid,"Imustwarnyou-heonlyrespondsto'churchtalk'.Gois'PraisetheLord',andstopis'Hallelujah......
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![英語幽默小故事 2. Ill Keep it on My Floor]()
My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.RecentlyIaccompaniedJefftothecreditunionwhereheopeneduphisfirst......
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![英語幽默小故事 Ways to Report Death]()
Twobrothers,HerbertandJames,livedwiththeirmotherandacatnamedEdgar.Jameswasparticularlyattachedtothecat,andwhenhehadtoleavetownforseveraldays,heleftHerbertmeticulousinstructionsaboutthepet'scare.Atthe......
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![英語幽默小故事 Easy or Not]()
Pullingalongsideourdrive-upbankwindow,awomanwasnothappywithherposition.Soshebackedupandpulledcloser.Stillnotsatisfied,shebackedawayandtriedagain.Afterfiveattempts,shefinallyparkedthecarandrolleddownhe......
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![英語幽默小故事 You Let Me Search Quite]()
Onceuponatime,therewasamanwhoalwaysforgotthings.Oneday,hewentoutwithhislittleson.Hewassohappythatheputthesonridehisneck.Afteratime,hesuddenlythoughtofhisson,heaskedpeople:"Haveyouseenmychild?"Oneofh......
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![英語小故事 The Poor Turkey Girl]()
AverylongtimeagointhevillageofShufinne,ayoungorphangirllivedwithheraunt.Theauntspoiltherownchildrenbutwasverymeantothelittlegirl.Shemadeherworkfromsunrisetosunsetgatheringwood,workinginthefields,patch......
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![感人的故事 The Moving Story]()
IliketoseemoviessomuchandIcanlearnalotfromthem.Thereisalwaysthesamethemeinthemovies.Whenfacingdanger,theelderpeoplewilltakenohesitationtoprotectthesmallchildren,evensacrificethemselvestoletthesmallone......
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![小學英語故事：My ＂Clever＂ Dog]()
My"Clever"DogBobbyismydog.Ilovehim.Hecanrollonthefloor.Hecanplayballswithme.HecanlookaftermyhousewhenIamout.Bobbyisveryclever.Butsometimesheisn't.OnedayBobbyrunsaway.Heisoutforthreedays.Afterhecom......
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![英語幽默小故事 My water Thinks So]()
Readingwatermetersinanunfamiliarpartoftown,Icameuponahousewithnonumber.ThenInoticedanelderlymangardeningatthefirsthouseonthatblock."Excuseme,"Isaidtohim."AreyouNumberOne?"Hesmiledandreplied,"Mywi......
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![聖經故事：Story of Moses摩西的故事]()
Lindsaywassoexcited!Motherhadjustcalledfromthedoctor'soffice："Lindsay,"shesaid,"We'regoingtohaveanewbabyinthefamily!"Lindsaythoughtofallthepeopleshewantedtotell：herfriendAmynextdoor,hergrandmoth......
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![英語幽默小故事 Only One Eye to Settle On]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyouw......
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![英語故事:The Loyal Dog 忠誠的小狗]()
"WhatshallIdo,"saidaverylittledogonedaytohismother,"toshowmygratitudetoourgoodmaster,andmakemyselfofsomevaluetohim?Icannotdraworcarryburdenslikethehorse;norgivehimmilklikethecow;norlendhimmycoveringfo......
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![英語情感故事 Hungry for Your Love]()
Itiscold,sobittercold,onthisdark,winterdayin1942.ButitisnodifferentfromanyotherdayinthisNaziconcentrationcamp.Istandshiveringinmythinrags,stillindisbeliefthatthisnightmareishappening.Iamjustayoungboy.......
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![聖誕節英語故事:The Little Drummer Boy小鼓手的故事]()
Davidgrewupinthekitchenoftheinn.Hisfatherwastheinnkeeper.Hismothercookedthefood.David'soldersisterscleanedtherooms,andhisolderbrothersweptthestable.Davidlovedtosing.Hewouldsingtohismotherasshecook......
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![英語幽默小故事 The Very Last Birthday]()
WhenIwasapproaching50,IannouncedtomythreegrownchildrenthatInolongerwantedtocelebratemybirthdayandthattheycouldphonemeinsteadofsendingagift.Atfirsttheyprotested,butfinallytheyagreedtogoalongwithmywish.......
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![英語幽默小故事 The Story of a Snail]()
Whenasnailcrossedtheroad,hewasrunoverbyaturtle.Regainingconsciousnessintheemergencyroom,hewasaskedwhatcausedtheaccident."Ireallycan'tremember,"thesnailreplied."Yousee,itallhappenedsofast."Notes:(......
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![美語情景對話 第18期:愛情故事 The Love Story]()
JJ:LookatthemallleaninasItellthisstory....Itstartsoutsickeninglysweet.Iwasinammusical,Cinderella,andIwasCinderellaandtheguywhoplayedtheprinceandIstartedtodateandwegotprettyseriousandthenhewastryingtog......
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![英語幽默小故事 This Way to Request]()
Ihadfallenanddislocatedmyelbow,whichmadewritingchecksformysmallbusinessnearlyimpossible.Icalledmybanktoexplainthatthesignatureonmycheckswouldlookoddduetomyaccident,andwouldtheypleasehorrorthemanyway.......
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![留學生在中國 第6期 lovestory 愛情故事]()
You：Chineselover'sdayjustpassed.中國的情人節剛過。David：Ah,thetimeforloverstomeet.哦，情人約會的日子。You：Yes,itisintheAugust.Ican'trememberwhichday,butIdoknowthatintheChineselunarcalendarit'sJ......
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![英語幽默小故事 Im the Only Driver]()
Ashortyoungmanwasrunningbehindabuswhichwasfullofpassengers.Butthebusstillranatagreatspeed."Stop,stop,"apassengerlookedoutofthewindow,andshoutedattheyoungman,"youcan'tcatchit!""Imust,"theyoungfe......
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![愛的故事 The Story of Love]()
Recently,Iwasmovedbyawarmingnews.AboyfromAmericawaslovedbyalotofsoldiers.Theboy'sfatherwasapolicemanandhewassenttoaforeigncountrytocarrythemission.Unluckily,hegotshotanddied.Theworldwassadforhim.This......
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![英語幽默小故事 You May Select]()
Thehusbandcomplainedthathiswifealwayscookedthesamedish.Oneday,thehusbandgothomeandaskedhiswife,"Mydear,whatwillweeattoday?"Thewifesaid,"Youmayselectthedishtoday."Thehusbandwasverygladandasked,"Wh......
