• 這句話英文怎麼說(生活篇) 第745期:我差點沒笑死 Ialmostdiedlaughing我差點沒笑死講解:"Ialmostdied."是句很有戲劇效果的話,如果一句話說完自己覺得不夠誇張,立刻在句末加上一句"Ialmostdied."或是"Ialmostdied+V-ing"立刻就有畫龍點睛之效。......

  • 英語笑話:我沒有蛀牙/No Cavities Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthechocolateboxbefor......

  • 幽默笑話:沒關係 AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited.Uh-oh,Isaid,realizingmymistake.Ijustmakeanillegalturn.Iguessit'sallright.mydaughterreplied,Thepolicecarbehin......

  • 雙語笑話:幸好沒結婚大綱 UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponh......

  • 英語小笑話:沒問題 NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort,I......

  • 雙語笑話:幸好沒結婚 UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponhis......

  • 英語笑話:我沒有看到它 IDidn'tNoticeItMother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.我沒有看到它母親:約......

  • 英語笑話:我一級也沒漏 ICaughtEveryStepMr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdownthestairs.Hejumpedup,rantothehall,anddiscoveredhisschoolboysonsprawledonthefloor."Didyoumissastep?"askedhisdad."No,I......

  • 意語美文 | 沒有笑容就沒有靈魂 小編按:每天都應該笑一笑,畢竟笑一笑十年少嘛。Ungiornosenzaunsorrisoèungiornoperso.美文譯文:沒有笑容就會白白浪費一天的時光。......

  • 英語笑話:幸虧沒多釣魚 LarryandHarrydrove500milestogofishing.Theypaidahugesumtorentacabin,asimilarabouttorentaboat.Theyfishedforthreedaysandcaughtonlyonefishbetweenthewayhome,Harryfiddledwith(擺弄,玩弄)acalculatorwhileLarrydro......

  • 英語笑話:我們什麼也沒留下 WeLeftNothingMrsBrownwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBODYHOME.DON’TLEAVEANYTHING."Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorbrokenopenandherhouseransac......

  • 沒有對話的英語小笑話 笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。本站小編整理了沒有對話的英語小笑話,歡迎閱讀!沒有對話的英語小笑話篇一AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetpe......

  • 英語小笑話:沒問題大綱 NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort,I......

  • 看笑話學英語:確保沒走錯 TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou......

  • 英語笑話:保證沒走錯 TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou......

  • 英語笑話:All Right 沒關係 Hurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited.Uh-oh,Isaid,realizingmymistake.Ijustmakeanillegalturn.Iguessit'sallright,mydaughterreplied,Thepolicecarbehindusdidth......

  • 英語笑話:沒關係 AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited."Uh-oh,"Isaid,realizingmymistake."Ijustmakeanillegalturn.""Iguessit'sallright."mydaughterreplied,"Thepolicec......

  • 英語小笑話:我一級也沒漏 ICaughtEveryStepMr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdownthestairs.Hejumpedup,rantothehall,anddiscoveredhisschoolboysonsprawledonthefloor.Didyoumissastep?askedhisdad.No,Icau......

  • 英語笑話:還沒穿破? AreTheyWornOut?"No,"growledthequartermaster,"youcan'thaveanewpairofshoes.Thepairyouhavearen'twornout.""Notwornout,"criedtherecruit,"Why,ifIsteponadimeIcanfeelifit'sheadortails."不行,軍需官大聲說:你不......

  • 英語笑話:我沒有睡着 IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudgedhimandsaid:"Wakeup,sir!""Iwasn'tasleep,"themanan......

  • 英語笑話: 我沒有看到它 Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?母親:約翰尼,今天早上我在食品櫥裏放了兩塊蛋糕,現在只剩下一塊了,你說是怎麼回事?Johnny:Well,Isupposei......

  • 爆笑俄羅斯之“沒有蚊子” 你是否覺得工作、生活有時會給我們帶來很多壓力?來點笑料吧,日子纔會有趣,生活也纔會不無聊。笑一笑,沒什麼大不了。希望大家天天有個好心情![原文]Папаповёзсынанарыбалку.Сынок:-Папа,я......

  • 英語笑話:還沒那麼急 Not So Urgent Lookingveryunhappy,apoormanenteredadoctor’sconsulting-room.“Doctor,”hesaid,“youmusthelpme.Iswallowedapennyaboutamonthago.”“Goodheavens,man!”saidthedoctor.“Whyhaveyouwaitedsolong?Whydon’tyouco......

  • 英語笑話:我沒有在聽 IWasn'tListeningMotheraskedherlittledaughterwhowasreadingabook."Whatareyoureading,dear?""Idon'tknow."thelittlegirlanswered."Youdon'tknow?Butyouwerereadingaloud,soyoumustknow.""Iwasreadingaloud,mumm......

  • 開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......