喵星人犯罪現場實錘，證據確鑿無法抵賴
There's a saying that goes “honest as a cat when the meat's out of reach”- those adorable furballs might purr and beg for a scratch behind the ears, but as soon as you turn your back, they're back to their scheming ways. Here's a list of cats that have been caught red-pawed in the act of stealing a tasty morsel .
有句諺語叫做“像夠不着肉的貓一樣誠實”——當着你的面，這些可愛的小毛球會邊打呼嚕邊讓你給它抓抓耳朵背後的位置，一旦你背轉身去，他們就會露出邪惡的本來面目。下面這組圖中的貓咪都是偷吃一點美味點心的小偷，而且在犯罪現場被抓了現行。
In truth, owners should be mindful when their cats try to get their paws on human food. Their digestion works differently from ours, and many foods, even ones they love, like milk, can give them upset stomachs or worse. Chocolate and onions are especially dangerous, and should be kept tucked away far out of reach.
事實上，當貓咪把爪子伸向人類的食物的時候，貓主人應該多加小心。它們的消化系統與人類不同，許多食物——甚至包括牛奶這樣它們喜愛的食物——可能會讓它們胃部不適，甚至出現更嚴重的健康問題。巧克力和洋蔥尤其危險，應該妥善保存在貓咪觸碰不到的地方。
1 Cookie Thief
曲奇小偷
Awesome !
精彩！
2 I Regret Nothing!
我毫不後悔！
I'd do the same too. Anything for a yummy pancake!
我也會這麼做的！爲了一張美味的薄餅，什麼都值得！
3 Pen Thief Caught In Action
偷筆賊被抓了現行
He is like a grand wizards with his staff.
他看起來就像個大巫師拿着自己的魔棒
4 Stealing From A Child
偷小孩的東西
Love this！So cute and funny!
喜歡這張照片！好可愛，好有趣！
5 Smoked Fish Thief
薰魚小偷
And he didn't choose the smallest one !
作爲一個小偷他還要挑大小
6 Disguised Thief
做好了僞裝的小偷
The cat’s like "Nobody can see me!”
貓咪：“你們都看不見我喲！”
7. Determined Milk Thief
意志堅定的牛奶大盜
My cat does this!! Only when she can't get her head in the glass, she'll put her paw in the milk!
我的貓也會這樣！只有當她的頭不能塞進瓶子的時候，她會把爪子伸進牛奶裏。
8 Trying To Get To That Fish
很努力的想抓住那條魚
Keep trying little guy.
堅持下去，小東西！
9 Balloon Thief
氣球大盜
I awoke in the night thinking an alien was crossing my room. It was Bamboo kitty with a helium ballon on a ribbon. Valium time
半夜時分我醒來，還以爲一個外星人正飛躍我的房間。原來是貓咪小竹叼着一隻氫氣球，氣球上還扎着一根緞帶。真是如夢似幻。
10 Nose Stealer
偷鼻子的賊
That's a dedicated cat
多敬業的貓小偷！
11 Kitty Has Big Dreams
小小的貓咪有大大的夢想
He really has bitten off more than he can chew!
人心不足貓吞象
12 Milk Burglars
牛奶大盜
My cats used to be more dignified. They would put in the paw and delicately skim the milk and then sit and lick it off.
我之前養的貓喵格比較高。它會把爪子伸進牛奶裏，動作溫婉的刮一下牛奶，然後坐下，把爪子上的牛奶舔掉。
13 Determined Kitty
意志堅定的貓咪
Look at those eyes, you can't even punish him, he is too cute.
看看那雙眼睛，你都不忍心責怪它，因爲它太可愛了。
14 Kitty And His Prey
貓咪和他的獵物
I always have this fish
還好我總有條魚
15 Sausage Burglar
香腸大盜
Maybe he's teasing the barking dog that's circling the bottom of the tree?
或許樹下有隻狗正繞着樹轉圈圈，他正在挑逗那隻狗狗。
16 Chicken Thief
烤雞大盜
Kitty's Owner: You gotta share it with your siblings. Kitty: NOPE! HUMH!
貓咪主人：你要和哥哥姐姐弟弟妹妹分享這隻烤雞喲！貓咪：不要，哼！
17 Milk Thief
牛奶大盜
A nostalgic view, I love it.
很懷舊的感覺，我喜歡！
18 Stealing The Leftover Pizza
偷吃剩下的披薩
I yawned, and then "accidentally" ate your pizza.
我只不過打了個哈欠，“一不小心”吃了你的披薩
19 Thief Caught In Action
作案中的小偷被捕
YOU left the door sayin'
順便說一句，明明是你忘了關門……
20 Tasting Starbucks
嚐嚐星巴克是什麼滋味
Gracious pose!
多美好的照片！
21 Trying To Get To That Cheese
努力想要觸碰那塊奶酪
I see you cheese! You cannot hide from me
我看到你了，奶酪！別以爲你能躲起來！
22 Bread Thief
麪包大盜
Must hide this so human not put on face.
一定要把它藏起來，這樣主人就不會對我生氣了。
（翻譯：小木）
