每位女生都給男生髮過這些含糊其辭的短信
Vague Texts Every Woman Has Sent to a Guy
每位女生都給男生髮過這些含糊其辭的短信Every woman has been there. You're lying on the couch in a blissful Netflix coma when suddenly you're hit with block after block after block of run-on texts from a guy. You try to politely eject yourself, but they're not getting the message. You keep sending the same smiley emoji and nothing else, but. They. Keep. Sending. Links.
每位女生都經歷過這樣的事。你躺在沙發上，幸福的看着Netflix上的喜劇，突然你就被一個男生的短信轟炸打斷了。你儘量禮貌的回覆，但他們卻沒有明白內涵意義。你繼續發着同樣的表情，除此之外再無其它。但他們卻繼續給你發短信、鏈接。Basically, texting is the worst and no one should ever do it, but since everyone does, here are a few of the vaguest, all-too-familiar texts every woman has definitely sent a guy who is just not getting it.
總的來說，發短信最糟糕了，任何人都不該發短信，但既然每個人都發的話，下列就是一些每位女性都發過的最爲模糊且大致一樣的短信，但男生們就是不懂。
Text: "haha"
短信內容："哈哈"Translation: "I need this chat to end already."
含義："趕快終止這段對話吧。"By responding to a stream of "jokes" about Kim Kardashian with variations of "ha" "hahahaha" and the ever-powerful "haha," this is an attempt to bore the texter in question into fading away. Like a road possum playing dead, I'm just hoping this conversation will hop in its Hummer and drive out of my life forever.
用"哈""哈哈哈哈"和最有力的"哈哈"等各種變體來回復對方發送的有關金·卡戴珊的一系列"笑話"，就是爲了讓對方感到無趣，不要再發短信了。就像裝傻一樣，我希望這段對話能趕緊終止。
Text: "lol"
短信內容："大笑"Translation: "Your sense of humor is GIFs of people getting hurt and trash-talking everyone, and I feel like I'm cringing my way into a bleak abyss."
含義："你的幽默感就是人們受傷的動圖，以及不斷講廢話的動圖，我感覺自己正在陷入一個黑暗的深淵。"Similar to "haha", but with a stronger undercurrent of vitriol.
與"哈哈"一樣，但殺傷力更強。Text: "lmaoooo"
短信內容："大笑"Translation: "I genuinely liked this and want you to not mistake this for an 'lol'!"
含義："我真的很喜歡這個，希望你不要以爲我只是'大笑'！"You actually did send an A+ dog meme, but I'm with people right now. But I want you to know that you did a great job - my friend asked me why I cracked a smile while she was in the middle of venting about her roommate. So nicely done! Gotta go now though!
實際上你還發了一個A+的狗狗模因，但現在我和其他人在一起。但我想讓你知道你做的很棒--在我朋友向舍友發泄時，我大笑了一聲，她問我爲什麼要笑。幹得真漂亮！但現在我必須得走了！
Text: "wow!"
短信內容："哇！"Translation: "I have no idea what to say!"
含義："我完全不知道該說什麼！"You just sent me a link on the difference between true craft beer and craft beer posers. I'm no t sure why you did or how you even feel about it yourself, so I will go with the very safe "wow!" and work with whatever you say next. Unless it was meant for a different girl all along, in which case, BYE.
你只是給我發了一個有關真正工藝啤酒和工藝啤酒裝飾差別的鏈接。我不知道你爲什麼要發這個給我，也不知道你對這個鏈接有什麼想法，所以我就說個安全詞"哇！"，然後看你會發什麼。除非你至始至終都是想給另一個女孩兒看，但如果是這樣的話，那就再見！
