雙語笑話 第39期:A Materialistic Lawyer 唯物主義的律師
A Materialistic Lawyer
唯物主義的律師
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,
有一位律師打開他的 BMW 座車車門，
when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.
當時剛好有一輛車子突然駛來撞上車門，而且把它完全給扯了下來。
When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
當警察到達現場的時候，這名律師正在對他的昂貴BMW座車所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說：
"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.
“警官，你瞧瞧他們對我的 BMW所幹的好事啦！”
"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,
這名警官卻回嘴說，“ 你們這些律師實在太唯物主義了，你真讓我覺得噁心！”
"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
“你竟然這麼擔心你一的笨BMW車子，卻沒注意到你的左手臂被扯斷了”
"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,"Where's my Rolex?!"
這名律師最後注意到流着血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說：“哦，我的天哪！我的勞動士手錶在哪裏呀？”
