雙語笑話 第25期:Heart Transplant心臟移植
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.
有一名男子患有心贓病，被送往醫院急診室。
The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.
醫生告訴他，除非他立刻接受心臟移植，否則他就活不成。
Another doctor runs into the room and says,
另外一名，醫生跑進急診室說：
"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one you belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."
“你真幸運，剛好有兩個心臟可移植，所以你要選擇你要哪一個心臟。一個是屬於律師，另一個是屬於社會工作者。”
The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."
這名男子很快響應說：“律師的。”
The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"
醫生說：“等等！你不想在你做決定之前瞭解一下他們嗎？”
The man says,"I already know all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his I will take attorney's!"
這名男子說：“我已經知道夠了。大家都知道社會工作者都是流血的（有同情心的）心臟，而律師的心臟可能從來都不曾用過他的。所以我選擇律師的心臟。"
