雙語笑話 第19期:Never work again決不放棄
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府機關員工在檔案櫃裏面發現一盞老舊的銅製油燈。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
當他把它的灰塵除去的時候。有一個精靈出現了 ，並且同意他三個願望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告訴精靈 “我現在馬上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie ! A beer appeared .
砰！一瓶啤酒出現了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
這個人接着說：“我想要到一個島上， 被甘心樂意的美女圍繞着。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰！他到了一個島上，被美女糾纏着對他獻殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
這傢伙想着啊，這纔是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永遠都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰！他回到他在政府機關的 辦公桌前。
