雙語笑話 第27期:Broken Finger斷指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .
有名年輕女子去看醫生，怨忿地說着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
醫生問她：“你哪裏痛？”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子說：“你一定要幫幫我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
醫生問說：“什麼意思呀，全身？講更明確一點吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
這名女子用她的指碰觸右膝，痛得直叫；
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那裏好痛呀。”然後她碰觸左臉頰，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那裏也好痛呀。”然後她碰觸右耳垂，她哭喊說：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，連那裏也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."
醫生體貼地替她檢查了一會兒，然後把診斷結果告訴她：“你的手指斷了啦。”
