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蠢醫生,我是孩子的小姨!I am the baby's aunt!

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Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.
一位婦人抱着BABY到一間婦產科。醫生問婦人說:BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊?
"Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman.

婦人:吃母乳!
"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.
醫生:那請你把衣服脫下來。
"What? why?"
婦人:啊?爲什麼?
"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."
醫生:請你不用緊張,這裏是婦產科,絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣。
The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸,下摸摸,左搓搓,右揉揉。對這婦人說:難怪BABY會營養不良,你根本就沒有母乳嘛!
The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"
婦人:廢話!我當然沒有母乳,我是BABY的小姨!