8條你從未講過的最另類的褲子
Peugeot Pants
If you can't afford a Peugeot, just buy the pants!
標緻汽車（Peugeot）褲子
如果買不起標緻汽車，那就買條褲子吧。
Sunday Pants
The Sunday Pants were designed for couch potatoes – joggers with a detachable tablecloth and pockets for remote controls.
星期天褲子
星期天褲子是爲那些電視迷設計的-運動褲上有兩塊可拆卸的桌布，口袋用來裝遙控器。
Winker Pants
An American artist has created eye-opening trousers that wink at people as you walk. William Jones' ‘Winkers' features a pair of eyes that stare out from the wearer's buttocks.
臀部會放電的牛仔褲
一位美國藝術家設計了一款走路時眼睛會張開並向人們放電的牛仔褲。威廉瓊斯把眼睛放在了褲子的臀部處。
iPad Pocket Pants
Okay iPod, cool. iPhone, sweet. iPad?, fine. iGotaBigAssPocket pants, what the hell? I swear the world will overflow with Apple stuff.
IPAD口袋牛仔褲
嗯，iPod，酷。iPhone，不錯。iPad？太好了。這種大口袋牛仔褲（iGotaBigAssPocket）是什麼東東？我發誓，世界將隨處可見蘋果產品。
Fart Pants
These would make a great Halloween costume.
帶放屁兜的褲子
這個在萬聖節穿不錯。
Converse Shoes-Pants
I wouldn't recommend going shopping wearing one of these.
帆布鞋褲子
去購物時，我不建議你穿。
Bloomer Pants
If fashion criminals ran bordellos, this is what the, er, ladies, would wear. Or at least, they would – if The Fashion Police hadn't seized these trousers and thrown them into the Fashion Police jail, where they're doomed to remain for a very long time. We hope you'll all sleep better tonight knowing they're safely under lock and key. If you absolutely MUST set them free, though, bail is set at £330 and is payable to .
燈籠褲
如果時尚罪犯逃出妓院，這就是，呃，那些妓女們要穿的。或者，至少她們會穿- 如果時尚警察沒有逮住這些褲子，沒能把這些褲子扔在時尚警察監獄裏，那麼這些褲子註定要流行很長一段時間了。我們希望你們知道這些褲子被鎖在了一個很安全的地方，今晚都能睡個好覺。如果你絕對得給這些褲子自由，那麼，保釋金是330英鎊，支付給網站就好。
Britain's Wrongest Pants
Wallace and Gromit's creator Nick Park has the wrongest wrong trousers in Britain. Wearing a dashing outfit on a bicycle in typical Wallace pose, the award-winning film-maker received 26 per cent of the votes in an online poll to find the celebrity owner of the 'wrongest trousers'. It was all part of annual charity event Wrong Trousers Day, which is supported by Metro.
英國最搞笑的褲子
酷狗寶貝的創作者尼克帕克在英國設計了這款最最搞笑的褲子。獲獎電影製作人穿着瀟灑的禮服騎着自行車，擺一個標準的華萊士姿勢，在尋找穿着“最搞笑的褲子”的名人在線投票中，他得到了26%支持率。這是年度慈善活動“最搞笑的褲子”一天的全部內容，是由麥德龍贊助的。
