“不知所云語錄榜”出爐 布什輕鬆奪冠

Former US president George W. Bush topped a poll of the worst examples of mangled English released Wednesday, followed closely by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Donald Rumsfeld.

French footballer-cum-philospher Eric Cantona and former US president Bill Clinton also produced prime examples of gobbledegook, according to the online poll of 4,000 people inspired by the Plain English Campaign.

Notoriously language-challenged Bushromped to the top accolade for his: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Second came tobodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-California governor Schwarzenegger, who during an election campaign in 2003 minted the puzzling: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

The rest of the top 10 in the poll, commissioned by an insurance company after it won an award from the Plain English Campaign, were:

3. Rumsfeld, in February 2002: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns: the ones we don't know we don't know."

4. Murray Walker, motor racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

5. John Motson, football commentator: "For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in yellow."

6. Prime Minister Gordon Brown, explaining budget plans to lawmakers in July this year: "Total spending will continue to rise and it will be a zero percent rise in 2013-14."

7. Clinton, in 1998 grand jury testimony about Monica Lewinsky: "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If 'is' means 'is and never has been' that's one thing -- if it means 'there is none', that was a completely true statement."

8. Cantona, 1995: "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."

9. Bush, July 2001: "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."

10. London mayor Boris Johnson, on British satirical gameshow "Have I Got News for You" in 2003: "I could not fail to disagree with you less."

本週三公佈的一項“不知所云語錄”調查顯示，美國前總統喬治•W•布什名列該榜首位，緊隨其後的是阿諾德•施瓦辛格和（美國前國防部長）唐納德•拉姆斯菲爾德。

這項在線調查的創意來自“簡明英語運動組織”，共有四千人蔘加。法國足球運動員、哲學愛好者埃瑞克•康冬納和美國前總統比爾•克林頓也躋身該榜。

一直以“雷人”英語而著稱的小布什“輕而易舉”地奪得該榜冠軍，他的奪冠語錄是：“我們的敵人足智多謀，我們也是。他們從沒停止過想辦法來侵害我們的國家和人民，我們也沒有。”

亞軍得主是加利福尼亞州州長施瓦辛格，他在2003年的一次競選活動中冒出了這麼一句讓人摸不着頭腦的話：“我認爲同性婚姻應該是一男一女的結合。”施瓦辛格曾是一名健身教練，在競選成爲加州州長之前曾做過演員。

這項民意調查由一家保險公司委託開展，之前該公司獲得了“簡明英語運動組織”頒發的一個獎項。該調查評選出的十大不知所云語錄還包括：

第三名，拉姆斯菲爾德於2002年2月所說的一段話：“媒體報道說我總是對尚未發生的事情感興趣，因爲正如我們所知，世界上有一些已知的已知，有我們知道自己知道的事。我們也知道還有一些已知的未知，也就是說我們知道自己還有一些不知道的事情。但也有一些未知的未知，也就是那些我們不知道自己不知道的事物。”

第四名，賽道汽車賽評論員穆雷•沃爾克：“領頭的車絕對是獨一無二的，除了它後面的那輛和它一模一樣的車。”

第五名，足球評論員約翰•莫森：“看黑白電視的觀衆請注意，‘馬刺’隊穿的是黃色賽服。”

第六名，英國首相戈登•布朗；他於今年七月向立法委員解釋他的預算計劃時說：“總支出會繼續上升，到2013年至2014年將爲零增長。”

第七名，克林頓；1998年他就莫妮卡•萊溫斯基事件在大陪審團面前作證時說：“這一切都取決於‘是’這個字的意思。如果‘是’的意思是‘是且從未有過’，那是一種情況；如果‘是’意味着‘現在沒有’，那麼該陳述就完全真實。”

第八名，康冬納，1995年語錄：“如果海鷗跟着拖網漁船，那是因爲它們認爲沙丁魚會被扔進海里。”

第九名，布什，2001年7月語錄：“我知道我的信仰是什麼。我會繼續表明我的信仰，我的信仰就是——我相信我的信仰是正確的。”

第十名，倫敦市長波里斯•強森，2003年他在英國的諷刺性智力競賽節目《我帶來的新聞》中說：“我不能給你更少的反對意見了。”

Vocabulary:

mangled: spoiled through ineptitude or ignorance (字等因發錯音等而）讓人無法聽懂的

gobbledegook: pretentious or unintelligible language 冗長費解的話

romp: to run or advance in a rapid or easy manner 輕易地取勝，不費力地完成（romp through one's examinations 輕而易舉地通過考試）

accolade:a special acknowledgment 榮譽

resourceful: able to act effectively or imaginatively, especially in difficult situations 足智多謀的

mint: to fabricate 製造（詞語等）（mint words and phrases 創造詞語）