精選英語幽默小故事
小學的時候經常能聽到一些英語故事，一些有含義的故事能教小朋友關於生活、做人的道理。今天小編整理了一些小學英語故事，希望對大家喜歡。
英語幽默小故事：中間戰術
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等着瞧好戲。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫着：“入口處”。
精選英語幽默小故事：354航班
A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change. “Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with no reply from the lly，in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354，Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.一名飛行員在中西部上空聽到地面指揮塔的指揮員在呼叫一民航調整其正常接收頻率。 "354航班，”指揮塔在呼叫，“請與堪薩斯市中心135.5頻率聯繫。”這一指令重複了幾次之後，竟沒得到任何迴音。最後，指揮塔的指揮員顯然是被激怒了，他大聲地銳:"354航班，西蒙說速與135. 5預率聯繫。”這一聲顯然奏效，只聽對方慌忙地做了回答並迅速服從了指揮。”
英語幽默小故事：是pig還是witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
if only men would listen.一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。 他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
