英語笑話:長壽祕訣 Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.
“我無意中發現，你是多麼幸福，”那女士說。"What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
“你幸福而長壽的祕密是什麼？”
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
“我每天抽三包煙，每週喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛鍊。”"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman.
“哦，真神奇，”女士說。"How old are you?"
“你高壽？”"Twenty-six."
“二十六。”
