雙語笑話:長壽祕訣 Secret For a Long Life

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A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says.

一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。我無意中發現，你是多麼幸福，那女士說。

What's your secret for a long, happy life? I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever , that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?Twenty-six.

你幸福而長壽的祕密是什麼？我每天抽三包煙，每週喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛鍊。哦，真神奇，女士說。你高壽？二十六。