英語笑話:Midway Tactics 中間戰術
Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining（毗連的） shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem（故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞） to retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.中間戰術三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：大減價!特便宜!左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價!大折扣!中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫着：入口處。
