英語笑話:Three Surgeons 三個外科醫生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about（吹噓，炫耀） their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist（小提琴家） ." "That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched（縫紉，裝訂） them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.""I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior（後部，臀部） - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術，“一個人斷了一隻手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”“這算不了什麼，”另一個說，“一個傢伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍，除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什麼都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院裏。”
