英語笑話:父親的東西
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow Mr．Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening． Mr．Howard did not like this， and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things． One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out， his father stopped him in the hall． He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully． Then he said angrily，“Isn't that one of my ties，Tom？” “Yes，Father，it is，”answered Tom． “And that shirt's mine too，isn't that one of my ties，Tom？” “Yes，that's yours too，”answered Tom． “And you're wearing my belt！” said Mr．Howard． “Yes， I am， Father，”answered Tom．“You don't want your trousers to fall down， do you？”湯姆·霍華德17歲的時候，長得和他父親一般高了，於是當他想和朋友晚上一起出去時，就開始借穿起霍華德先生的衣服來。 霍華德先生可不喜歡這樣，所以，當他發現兒子穿了他的什麼衣服時，就總是十分惱火。 一天晚上，正當湯姆走下樓來要出去時，父親在門廳裏攔住了他。他細細地打量着湯姆身上的穿着。 然後他氣呼呼地說：“湯姆，那不是我的一條領帶嗎？” 湯姆回答說：“是的，父親，是你的領帶。” 他的父親又繼續問：“還有那襯衫也是我的，對吧？” 湯姆回答說：“是的，那也是你的。” 霍華德先生說：“還有，你連皮帶也是用我的！” 湯姆回答說：“是呀，父親。你總不希望讓你的褲子掉下來吧，是嗎？”
