英語笑話:Only One Eye to Settle On(一眼就看中)
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" "I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.姑娘找到媒人,說:“你欺騙了我。他的一隻眼是假眼,你以前爲什麼不告訴我?” “怎麼沒告訴你?”媒人也不甘示弱,“你們第一回見面後,我就說,他一眼就看中你了。”