英文短笑話:抽象名詞
An Abstract Noun
Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?
Jane: I don't know, madam.
Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.
Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.抽象名詞
老師:簡,什麼是抽象名詞?
簡:我不知道,老師。
老師:什麼,你不知道!抽象名詞就是你想象得到但觸摸不到的東西。現在,你給我舉個例子。
簡:老師,比如說一根炙熱的撥火棍。