英文短笑話:I Want Her to go Nuts(我要讓她發瘋)
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
But you're not wearing any of those things.
I know, said Mrs. Flinders. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.我要讓她發瘋
福林德斯夫人決定讓人給她畫肖像。她告訴那位肖像畫家說:畫我帶着鑽石耳環、鑽石項鍊、祖母綠手鐲,還有紅寶石垂飾。
但你現在沒帶這其中的任何一樣飾品。
我知道。福林德斯夫人說,萬一我先我丈夫死去,我肯定他會立刻再婚。我要讓那個女人爲尋找這些珠寶而發瘋。