英語笑話:A Man of Actions 言出必行
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening！”
A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions！”one said in admiration.“How should we support him and learn from him！”said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”一羣學生聚在牛津的校園裏，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果系主任不收回他今早對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津。”
下面一片喧譁。“真是個言出必行的人。”一個人豔羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支持他、學習他。”
突然，一個女孩問道：“系主任對你說什麼了，霍波？”
他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”
