用英語寫一個笑話並帶翻譯
在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創一個幽默,不僅可以體現自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。下面是本站小編帶來的用英語寫一個笑話並帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一個小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有覺得班主任有點傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰嗎?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩說：“我就是你口中所說的傻班主任的女兒。”
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心裏驚恐地)問：“那你知道我是誰嗎?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩說：“不知道。”
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的鬆了口氣，說道“真是謝天謝地啊。”
用英語寫一個笑話並帶翻譯篇二At Grandma's 在奶奶家過聖誕節
- Written by Tab Nettleton
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
兩個小男孩在奶奶家過平安夜，臨睡前，兩個小傢伙跪在牀邊禱告，弟弟便扯開嗓子大喊出自己的願望。
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
我希望收到一輛自行車...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
還有一部任天堂遊戲機....
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
還有新的錄像機
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他說道：“你幹嘛禱告得這麼大聲，上帝又不是聾子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聾子，可是奶奶是啊”。
用英語寫一個笑話並帶翻譯篇三on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor. which one of them do you think picked it up?
answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?
答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!爲什麼?因爲大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。
用英語寫一個笑話並帶翻譯篇四jesus's telly 耶穌的電視機
a child on christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. the manager, the shepherds, jesus and holy family wore duly admired.
"but what's that in the corner?" asked mother.
"oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
聖誕節時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最後這件藝術品被陳列出來供父母鑑賞。
他們對耶穌誕生後睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示讚賞。
“可是那個角落裏是什麼?”媽媽問。
“噢，那是他們的電視機，”孩子回答說。
用英語寫一個笑話並帶翻譯篇五The thief and the judge法官與小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你爲什麼而被起訴?”他問。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。
看了“用英語寫一個笑話並帶翻譯”的人還看了：
1.關於英文笑話帶翻譯大全
2.英語爆笑笑話 帶翻譯 短一些
3.英語幽默笑話帶翻譯—第一個男朋友
4.關於英語短篇笑話帶翻譯
5.語笑話故事大全帶翻譯
