動物界也有Uber叫專車，笑死啦
An Uber ride can be the most memorable experience of any evening. Imagine this: you're wasted, you're starving, but the kebab joint that's still open at 3 AM is a long drive away. Luckily, the driver hears your stomach rumbling and offers you free candy. Heavenly, I know. On the flipside, maybe they got lost while trying to find you, and you're stuck waiting in the pouring rain, while you SO is texting complaints about a meal that's getting cold. To illustrate the vast spectrum of possible Uber experiences, people are using funny animal pictures, and the memes they create are so on-point, Bored Panda has decided to compile them into a list. From dealing with sketchy-looking drivers to getting into the wrong vehicle, scroll down to relive these quintessential moments and upvote your favorites!
滴滴打車可能會是你狂歡之夜中最難忘的部分。想象一下：你正酩酊大醉，飢腸轆轆，好不容易有一個燒烤攤開到凌晨三點，可是它開在很遠的地方。幸運的是，司機聽到了你腹中的哀鳴，免費送了你一顆糖。我知道，你一定覺得那是人間美味。當然，也可能有壞的情況，他們可能在來載你的路上迷了路，讓你被困在瓢潑大雨中，你的另一半還發短信來抱怨爲你準備的晚餐都已經涼了。爲了給滴滴打車是可能遇到的各種情況畫一個衆生相，網友們用上了一些搞笑的動物圖片，從應付面目可憎的司機到上錯車，往下翻翻，重溫一下這些經典時刻，爲你最愛的一張投票吧！
1. When the Uber driver is sketchy but the everybody's too drunk to care.
當優步司機有些面目可疑，但所有乘客都酩酊大醉，顧不上這麼多的時候
網友評論：
As long as you stay on his back, you will be safe.
只要你一直待在他的背上，你就是安全的。
2. When you're trying to act sober in the Uber so the driver doesn't judge you.
當你想在車上表現的很清醒，以免司機鄙視你的時候
網友評論：
This helps , if I bite my tongue then I can't say something stupid.
這招挺有用，只要咬住自己的舌頭，我就不會說什麼蠢話！
3.When the Uber driver starts getting personal AF
當優步司機開始自曝各種隱私的時候
Wow that’s crazy… Umm just drop me off here, I’ll walk the last 12 miles…
那真不錯……嗯，就把我放這兒就行，剩下的12公里我可以自己走過去
網友評論：
What do you mean by guess how many heads fit in your trunk
?
什麼叫“猜猜我的後備箱裏能裝下幾個腦袋”，你是什麼意思？4.When you're patiently waiting on your Uber outside the bar, and you slowly start to realize you didn't even schedule it.
當你走出酒吧靜靜的等着你在優步上叫的車，過了很久你才意識到，你根本沒有叫車
網友評論：
They should be here right about meow?
車差不多快到了吧——喵？
5.When you're drunk in an Uber and you pass a McDonalds
當你坐在優步叫來的車裏，酩酊大醉，突然路邊出現一家麥當勞的時候
網友評論：
That's the face you make when they actually turn into the drive thru for you too!
如果司機爲你把車開進了“麥當勞得來速”，你的表情肯定是一樣一樣的！
6. When your Uber driver drops you at the airport and says"have a safe flight" and you say"thank you too"
當你的優步司機把你送到了機場， 並祝你“一路順風”，你說“謝謝，也祝你愉快”的時候
網友評論：
At a fastfood drive-up ..."Thank you come again!" Me..."yeah you too"
有一次在一個快餐店免停車窗口，司機說“謝謝，歡迎再來！”我說“好的，你也是！”
7.When your Uber driver takes the wrong turn but you sauy nothing and just wait
當你的優步司機轉錯了彎，但你什麼都沒說，只是默默的等待着的時候
網友評論：
Tried to take an Uber from Times Square area to the Bronx Zoo and the Asian driver spoke little English and ended up in Jersey! I knew I wouldn’t be able to give him directions if he couldn’t follow his own gps. He felt so bad but we just enjoyed it as a sight seeing tour. It was so funny. Still gave him 5 stars because he was so embarrassed but he had bottled water and Dum Dums! Root beer Dum Dums!
根啤 有一次我乘車從時代廣場到布朗克斯動物園，叫到的優步司機是個亞洲人，幾乎不會說英語，最後他把我帶到了澤西島！我當時就不確定他會不會使用GPS導航，可是即便如此，我又沒法自己給他指路，只好任由他自己開。他非常自責，可是我們這趟旅途還是很愉快，簡直像一趟觀光之旅。太有意思了。我還是給了他5星好評，第一是因爲他已經很自責了，第二是因爲他給我提供了瓶裝飲用水和根啤！根啤喲！
8.When your Uber driver seems like a serial killer, but tou get in anyway, because you got places to be……
當你的優步司機看起來像一個連環殺人犯，可是你又不得不去某個地方，只能硬着頭皮上車的時候
網友評論：
Sometimes you just gotta take a chance
有時你不得不冒一下險
9.When a Uber driver only ever receives 5 star ratings
當一名優步司機只接受5星好評的時候
網友評論：
Where the hell are you supposed to sit?
你應該坐在什麼位置呢？
10.When the Uber driver makes a racist joke and you tried to play it cool
當一名優步司機看了一個帶種族偏見的玩笑，而你想假裝淡定的時候
網友評論：
Please pull over. My MOM is a boxer.
快給我停車！我媽媽可是拳擊手喲！
11.When you’re drunk in the Uber and the driver keeps looking back at you
當你坐在車裏醉醺醺的，司機不停回頭看你
網友評論：
"please stop yelling at the street lights"
“親，請不要對路燈大吼大叫。”
12.When you’re drunk in the back of an Uber and you can’t figure out how the seat belt works
當你坐在車後排座位上，因醉酒而迷迷糊糊，連安全帶都扣不上的時候
網友評論：
You ain't kiddin'! Those fish hook teeth.....
真不是開玩笑的，看那魚鉤一般尖利的牙齒……
（翻譯：小木）
