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![開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的]()
Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣，想死的心是一樣的。......
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![開心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片]()
PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作為一個備受矚......
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![開心一笑:急診 Help! Doctor]()
"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"醫生，救命！請您快點......
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![開心一笑:送給媽媽的禮物]()
Threesonsdiscussedthegiftstheywereabletogivetheirelderlymother.Thefirstsaid,"Ibuiltabighouseforourmother."Thesecondsaid,"IsentheraMercedeswithadriver."Thethirdsmiledandsaid,"I'vegotyoubothbeat.Rem......
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![開心一笑:先學叫爸爸 The Choice of Word]()
TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
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![開心一笑:怎麼能説我不浪漫呢?]()
你怎麼能説我不浪漫呢？昨天我還差點想給你買花來着！......
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![開心一笑:傾聽的重要]()
Woman:男人從不願聽女人的話，醫生，我丈夫連我説的一個字都不願意聽，我只能自言自語。Woman：如果他知道我一個小時付給別人100塊只為了讓別人聽我説話，他就會馬上明白過來了。......
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![第496期:國外那些讓你會意一笑的酸奶問候語]()
One：YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.這個女人的酸奶蓋兒點亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有話要説。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.蓋子Two：snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
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![意語美文：何以解憂 唯有一笑]()
一笑解千愁。不管有什麼事，都別忘了笑一笑。一切都會越來越好~Voglioridere,voglioridereacrepapelle,finoasentirelostomacofarmimaleelelacrimeriempirmigliocchi.Voglioridere,voglioriderecomesenonloavessimaifat......
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![開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
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![開心一笑:你是怎麼引起洪水的?]()
AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師説：“我到這裏是因為我......
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![開心一笑:如此鍛鍊]()
我的醫生要我增加鍛練計劃的內容，所以我從一週3次“不鍛鍊”改為一週6次“不鍛鍊”了。......
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![開心一笑:偷得太貴了,我買不起]()
Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一個小偷在一家珠......
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![開心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅]()
OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗羅裏達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。......
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![開心一笑：吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![開心一笑: Excuse for Speeding 超速行駛是為了趕緊到達那裏]()
HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled."Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!"哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一......
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![開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方]()
My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗，十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你別去看他......
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![開心一笑:有其父必有其子]()
Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?兒子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀？父親：狗崽子，你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦？......
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![開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我]()
女：你從來都沒有那樣吻過我。男：你知道他得到多少錢才那樣做嗎？......
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![開心一笑:世界上最巧合的10幅照片 閲讀]()
Smoking抽煙Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.別碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐時間Messycat.搗亂的貓咪Myface.我的臉That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛賽跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.該死的鳥。Thea......
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![開心一笑:幸運數字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５個孩子，住在東55街555號。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法]()
AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀？傑克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這......
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![開心一笑:少了一塊點心的原因]()
Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......
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![開心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI]()
ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI總部的電話響了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好，是FBI嗎?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一個聲音回答説：“是的，您有什麼事？”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
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![開心一笑:怎麼把口香糖取出來?]()
HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
