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![开心一笑:汤姆上学迟到的原因]()
Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校——慢行。......
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![开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!机遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，联系我，给我发邮件和发传真，还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直在期待它来敲门!......
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![开心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water]()
Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老师：水的分子式是什么？Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老师：你在说什么？Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶：昨天你不是说HtoO吗？......
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![开心一笑:小学生的搞怪逻辑推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
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![开心一笑:The Doctor Knows Better "神医"生知万事]()
Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor.Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsai......
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![开心一笑:大明星“人模狗样”的一刻]()
Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts从掌握狗爬式到把头伸出窗外，莱昂纳多•迪卡普里奥，泰勒•洛特纳以及其他人都展......
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![西班牙语冷笑话：你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？]()
-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本（japón）！哈哈哈，真·笑到爆炸！声明：双语文章中，中文翻译仅代表译者个人观点，仅供参考。如有不妥之处，欢迎指正。未经......
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![开心一笑:奶奶,我没哭,老师哭了]()
Buttheteachercried老师哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.六岁的约翰娇生惯养。Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantr......
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![开心一笑:我想我得配副眼镜]()
Patient:Doctor,IthinkIneedglasses.Teller:Youcertainlydo!Thisisabank.病人：“医生，我想我得配副眼镜。”银行职员：“你当然需要！这里是银行。”......
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![开心一笑:我是来给你安装电话的]()
Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
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![开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!]()
Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想......
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![开心一笑:师生问答之我爱炸鸡]()
Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的......
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![开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men]()
Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum．Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds，withwildeyes，dishevelledhair，feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket．一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院......
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![开心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片]()
PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作为一个备受瞩......
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![开心一笑:懒人绝招]()
somethingyouwant你想要的东西whatyoudotogetit你是这样去拿东西的......
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![萌狗当道,开心一笑]()
Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我们让你展示下你那毛茸茸的宝贝，你没让我失望!一看到这些小狗，你的烦恼就会悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
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![开心一笑:错献殷勤 Not Funny]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚会上，一位腼腆的年轻人一直在冥思苦想对女主人说一些好听的话。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
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![开心一笑:坚持就是胜利]()
Successbelongstothepersevering！坚持就是胜利。......
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![开心一笑:它们也不敢吭一声]()
Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
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![开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎]()
Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......
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![开心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI]()
ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI总部的电话响了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好，是FBI吗?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一个声音回答说：“是的，您有什么事？”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
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![开心一笑:给我捎杯牛奶]()
At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
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![开心一笑:为今天而活]()
昨天仅仅是个回忆，明天只是个幻想，为今天活着吧！这是来自我们信用卡公司的宣传语。......
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![开心一笑:一封感谢信 A Thank you Note]()
OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
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![开心一笑:失物招领广告一则 An Ad]()
Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
