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> 列表你说这招笑不招笑!泰国奇葩爆笑招牌大赏,你还敢来吃饭吗?
2022-11-15泰国是一个出了名的搞笑国度,连这些街头的招牌也纷纷加入搞笑大军哈哈哈!快来看看小编总结的这19个爆笑的招牌吧,这……您到底是要招揽顾客,还是要驱赶顾客啊?มีคนบอกว่าคนไทยเป็นคนตลกมันคง......
爆笑:年热门行业求职新招一览
2012-08-08*handingoutresumesatstoplights*在雇主等待红灯时发简历*washingcarsinacompanyparkinglot*在应聘公司的停车场洗车*stagingasit-ininacompanylobbytodemandameetingwithadirector*在应聘公司大厅静坐,要求与总监见面......
双语笑话 第306期: 生孩子新招
2016-11-08Youjustusealittlehelium,andbadabingbadaboomthekidswillenjoyhoursoffun...你只需用点氦,生孩子的时候肯定杠杠的……Whenheadhuntersthinkoutsidethebox.当猎人头领跳出条条框框思考的时候。......
爆笑偷懒妙招
2016-09-12Aswithmostinstanceswhenitcomestohumanbehaviour,whetherit'sdrunkenness,loudness,orinthiscase,laziness-thereissomeoneouttherewhoistakingitonestepfurtherthanyou.当谈及人类行为时,不论是醉酒的程度、声音......
收集吐槽能量:8招教你讲个好笑话
2013-03-27什么?你的朋友圈也被《十万个冷笑话2》刷屏了?你知道怎么用英语吐槽吗?看看下面8个小步骤,让你用英语讲一个好笑话!GettingtheMaterialRigh组织好吐槽能量1Knowyouraudience了解你的听众Allaspectsofthejokeyoutell,fromth......
职场双语:5招让毕业生笑傲职场
2016-06-16Theshiftfromcollegetoreallifecanbeatoughone,butifyou'reabletomaintainapositiveoutlook,itcanalsobeafun,excitingtime.Hopingtoampupyouroptimismandgetahead?You'llthriveduringthepostgradtransitionb......
开心一笑:失物招领广告一则 An Ad
2017-05-19Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
奥巴马开妇女节招待会 夫人打趣笑翻全场
2015-04-02PresidentBarackObamawarnedonMondaythatwomeninAmericastillfacedunfairnessandhardship,ashevowedtofightforgenderequalityataWhiteHousereceptiononInternationalWomen'sDay."Ididn'trunforpresidentsothatthed......
双语笑话 第510期: 辨别真假公主新招
2016-09-21Idon'tthinkshe'sarealprincess!我想她并不是真的公主!(大家一定想起了安徒生童话中豌豆公主的故事,厚厚的床垫下的一粒豌豆竟让豌豆公主睡不好觉,这货的床垫下有辆小汽车,她竟睡的喷香!她能是真的么?)......
英语笑话:士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
2013-10-09ASoldier'sBrilliantIdeaMr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoun......
6招助你牙齿亮白 自信微笑露八颗牙
2015-11-251.Useteethwhiteningfloss用美白牙线Toothflossisanabsolutemust-have.Wearesurethatyoualreadyhavethisiteminyourbathroom.However,toothflosswithwhiteningcomponentswillnotonlycleanyourteeth.Itwillalsohelpyou......
英语笑话:士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招大纲
2014-07-21ASoldier'sBrilliantIdeaMr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoun......
英语笑话:Way of Inducing 招客有方
2014-03-20Atthecleaner's,Inoticedthesign"Inby10a.m.,outby5p.m."soItoldtheownerthatIwantedtopickmyclothingupatfive."itwon'tbeready,"hesaid."Butyoursignsays,'Inby10a.m.,outby5p.m.',"Iremindedhim."Oh,"hereplie......
开心一笑:一招区分蘑菇与毒蕈
2017-05-29YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool(毒菌)?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长的童......
面试题目中的见招拆招
2021-03-17无论你是莘莘学子还是跳槽白领,谋求新职位的第一关恐怕就是面试,也许此时你有足够的信心和勇气,但却总有人不期然会在常规提问中马失前蹄,错失良机。接下来,小编给大家准备了面试题目中的见招拆招,欢迎大家参考与借鉴。人......
双语笑话 第65期:拳头的花招
2017-03-03A:Whathappenedtoyourfist?A:你的拳头怎么了?B:Thisguytriedtogetawaywithafastone,onourfirstdate!B:这家伙使花招想逃脱,在我们第一次约会的时候。A:Hetriedtokissyou?A:他想亲你?B:No!Hetriedtogetaway!B:不,他想离开~......
双语笑话 第350期: 树大了就是招风
2016-10-28Iloathethattallfreak!我真讨厌那个高个子的“奇葩”!Lookatthatdoucheshowingoffoverthere!瞧瞧那草包在那炫耀的熊样!ThemountainsnexttoMountEverest珠穆朗玛峰旁边的群山......
爆笑盘点:那些年招聘方对求职者说过的谎话
2016-04-29We’llbesuretokeepyourresumeonhandforfutureopportunities!我们会保留你的简历,将来有合适的职位再通知你。Noyouwon’t.Youdeletedthisemailthread5secondsafteryousentthisemail.Youemptiedmyresumeinto......
双语笑话: 耍花招 Playing A Trick
2017-06-08Amanhandedapairofslackstothedepartment-storeclerk."I'dlikethesealtered,please,"hesaid.Theclerkaskedforthesalesreceipt,butaftersearchinghispockets,themanrepliedhehadlostit.Theclerkinformedhimthatitw......
双语笑话: 耍花招 Playing A Trick
2014-06-30Amanhandedapairofslackstothedepartment-storeclerk."I'dlikethesealtered,please,"hesaid.Theclerkaskedforthesalesreceipt,butaftersearchinghispockets,themanrepliedhehadlostit.Theclerkinformedhimthatitwas......
六招教你成为冷笑话高手
2016-12-19Misleadingandsurprise:Verbaljokesusethiselementtothegreatestlevelpossible.Basically,thistechniquereliesoncognitiveprocessingerrors,turningassumptionsupsidedown,andwordconfusion.Forexample:"Whathappens......
看看闻闻笑笑:三招立减节前高压
2016-05-13Insomeways,thehallmarksoftheholidayseasoncandoamorethanjustspreadcheeratyourcompany.Someoftheseason'scoreattributescanalsohelpboostengagementandcreativity,andlowerstressaswell.某种程度上说,假期来临的......
开心一笑:懒人绝招
2017-06-07英语笑话:The Way to Keep Away Flies 驱蝇妙招
2013-07-25Therewasacustomerwhocameandaskedawaiterinacafeteria:"Oh,tellme,Susan,howdoyoukeepallthefliesoutofyourcoffeeshop?"Soshesaid:"Ijustletthefliestastethestuff."有位客人问餐厅的服务生:苏珊,你们店里都没有苍蝇,......
英语笑话故事:中情局招募(双语)
2021-04-11TheCIAhadanopeningforanassassin.Afterallofthebackgroundchecks,interviews,andtestingweredonetherewerethreefinalists:twomenandonewoman.Forthefinaltest,theCIAagentstookoneofthementoalargemetaldoorandhand......