英語幽默笑話:難兄難弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket.
一群遊客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。在院子裡他們遇見一個人,他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛,頭髮蓬亂,正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅,把它們裝在他的口袋裡。
His was a sad case,said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.
他的病很慘,陪同人說。在他當兵打仗的時候,他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。
Terrible,said a visitor.
真可怕,一個遊客說。
Presently they came to a padded cell,in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.
不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前,聽見裡面傳出野獸般的怒吼。
That's the other man,said the attendant.
這就是那另一個男人,陪同人說。